this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry
Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks
me every time i see a stingray on the dash: why did you kill steve irwin
me at the dentist
dentist: when was the last time you flossed?
me: bro u were THERE
hey does anybody want to see my collection of slightly distorted pictures of cats as viewed through glasses
too late i’ve decided for you that you do
here they are
Golden girl spots her dad on the street
“I was doing some work late at night and my cat did this”
Their mom was a dancer